"Absolutely!"

At McGee's Pub, the young curly-haired waiter with the soft Irish brogue answers all requests with an enthusiastic "Absolutely!" Pronounced "Ob-sah-looootely!"

Can we have a Coke and an iced tea?

"Absolutely!"

McGee burger and chicken quesadilla?

"Absolutely!"

Some extra napkins?

"Absolutely!"

My credit card back after taking care of the check?

Absolutely?

Ah, well, no. A fact I don't discover until 1 in the morning.

Is McGee's closed for the night when I discover it?

Absolutley.